Berlin – “The ugliest, most desolate building in world history”

Below is my translation – with footnotes to explain important points that non-Germans won’t know about – of a hilariously and brutally dismissive article from May 2019 about a luxury condo building in Berlin by the star architect Daniel Libeskind, from the Süddeutsche Zeitung, Germany’s leading liberal-center-left newspaper (out of Munich; the only national newspaper based in Berlin is conservative, which is a good example of how Berlin’s progressive reputation is nowadays mostly a myth, which is one of the main points of the article, but we’re getting ahead of ourselves). The back story is that Berlin is undergoing gentrification at a hyperspeed the likes of which has never happened  in the U.S., not even in San Francisco or New York, and that German people, and architects everywhere, generally agree Berlin has the worst modern architecture of any major European city. I added footnotes for clarification.


“Berlin 2019”

Translucence – and raw pork for breakfast: A Libeskind penthouse in Mitte is for sale. A visit explains a lot about the current state of affairs in the capital

What was that Klaus Wowereit said about Berlin? Poor but sexy?(1) Now, centuries later, when you stand on the roof terrace of the Sapphire – which naturally is pronounced in English, like everything in Berlin that’s meant to not sound like Berlin and ends up sounding more like pickled eggs(2) than a precious stone – it fully sinks in how the expression belongs to a truly bygone era. Continue reading “Berlin – “The ugliest, most desolate building in world history””

“Berlin: In Love with Failure” – Die Zeit magazine

When the editor of Berlin’s leading newspaper describes the city’s core defining ethos as “premeditated incompetence”, and surveys rank it as the Germans’ least-liked German city, and pregnant women are discouraged from visiting it altogether due to its deficient health care, and the pre-eminent LGBT world travel guide puts Berlin on its “Avoid” list due to its homophobia, it’s time to ask, are the auras of Cabaret and David Bowie alone really enough to constitute a great world-class, or even baseline functional, city? Because Berlin is still, in 2017, to a large extent living off the residue of this aura rather than moving forward and evolving, or even just tangibly maintaining it. For 30 years now since the fall of the wall, the city has been drawing down its figurative capital, running on fumes.

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